Welcome to another installment of the title up there. (wtf). Have you ever just did not know what you wanted to drink? Me either. The miracle of this event came to be on Augsto of the Sunday, 8th day of the month. Prior to any bathroom shenanigans.

I came, I had a thought, and here it it. The worlds (my world) first… (wait for it…)

Iced Coffee Root Beer Float!

I bet you wish you were that straw, huh? Getting all that roasty coffee icy root beer flavor flowing through your intestines? Yeah. Mmmm.