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Lobster FEAR Stew!
Today is a day of days. I was interviewing a Master Lobstereer, and encountered some fantastical story about super heroes, ninja battles and of course, Lobster Stew. Below is a direct quote from Master Lobstereer, GRONSON:
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I went to the beach and had a run in with aquaman. That bastard tried to tale my sandwich so I cuckolded him and then forced him to boil the ocean with his rage. After I collected his tears I grabbed a lobster from the steamy ocean, mixed them together and made the lobster-fear stew. Recipe: Put everything together in the pot and apply heat for a while. Dump everything into the bowl and eat with fork, if desired. |
So, as you can see, it was quite the ordeal. In some instances, I believe this man was touched by the God Chicken of the Sea on the efforts to sustain hunger pains. We bow at this excellence.
However! The real news here is an excellent Lobster FEAR Stew that was created by these fine crustacean underwater creatures. Although I cannot share the recipe with you, for obvious trade secret reasons, please gaze at the photo and become jealous.
