Enter the Spork
Don’t follow me Ketchup!
It is bad enough we have people stalking us, now, condiments. This is a bunch of BALONEY! (never had ketchup on baloney, hmm…).
This is one of those things where it *JUST HAPPENS*… you are looking through the different stuff, minding your own business, and maybe checking out some sweet onions. Then, BOOM.. Ketchup Stalker ALERT.
I suggest you write letters to your local grocers INDICATING to them that they should not carry products that ask me to FIND them. That is REVERSE stalking, and they are asking for it. NOT GOOD.
