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Please stop killing candy
Sep 10th
There are some real animals out there. PLEASE!? Stop shopping mad. The results can be something similar to what you see here. It’s not right. It’s not FAIR! Look at it. Sad, stooped over. Unloved. No one will ever buy it and eat it.? The poor thing might as well pack up and head to the Island of Misfit Chocolate.
Lobster FEAR Stew!
Aug 11th
Today is a day of days. I was interviewing a Master Lobstereer, and encountered some fantastical story about super heroes, ninja battles and of course, Lobster Stew. Below is a direct quote from Master Lobstereer, GRONSON:
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I went to the beach and had a run in with aquaman. That bastard tried to tale my sandwich so I cuckolded him and then forced him to boil the ocean with his rage. After I collected his tears I grabbed a lobster from the steamy ocean, mixed them together and made the lobster-fear stew. Recipe: Put everything together in the pot and apply heat for a while. Dump everything into the bowl and eat with fork, if desired. |
So, as you can see, it was quite the ordeal. In some instances, I believe this man was touched by the God Chicken of the Sea on the efforts to sustain hunger pains. We bow at this excellence.
However! The real news here is an excellent Lobster FEAR Stew that was created by these fine crustacean underwater creatures. Although I cannot share the recipe with you, for obvious trade secret reasons, please gaze at the photo and become jealous.
I miss animals.
Jul 23rd
Boy do I. Recently, I changed my eating habits. Don’t ask. I’ll tell you: I don’t want do have a heart attack due to high cholestoral. So, I changed nearly everything. No red meat, nothing fried and no cheese(!). Well, if the cheese adds something, like salt, that’s fine. I can use less table salt (I don’t use much as it is), and still add flavor.
Anyway, this post is inspired by the link below. 
Grubdudes: THE BOOK.
Dec 20th
Yeah, OK – I’m no chef. Hardly a cook. But I do have an appetite and I know what I like to eat – and I’m here to make you hungry.
That is my philosophy going into this new cookbook I am writing. It JUST may CHANGE the way you look at, cook and EAT food. I know, that’s a lot to say in one sentence, but I have been practicing with a writing instructor. ~
If you haven’t already, check out the VIDEOS
Jul 14th
Hey! If you havent already, check out the Grubdude videos on the right-lower of the page (or click here.) Shot, produced and edited by New Gravity Media. It’s just me making stuff I want to eat. NOW. First episode is for PIPESTEAKS! Basically a sausage shaped cheeseburger. Awesome. Next, I plan …
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Bacon Sandwiches Speed Up Hangover Recovery?
Apr 26th
Photo by amagill.
I guess there is only one way to find out? I don’t drink, so… I am sure someone from our hand-picked audience wouldn’t mind looking into this for us, huh? Full story after the jump…
Dennis: BFC member and Chili Cook-off Competitor!
Oct 13th
Meet Dennis – he’s a Boston Food Club member and Chili Cook. Although he will tell you he is not a professional cook, but more of a “culinary tinkerer”, he is a competitor when it comes to Chili. Competing on the ICS for two seasons and a half dozen cook-off’s, Dennis’ loves to “play with his food” and who doesnt? I know I do…
It’s not dip, its food.
Sep 25th
I had this thought the other night while I was eating tuna salad up with my Fritos scoops.. not only was in damn good, not just a snack, but a way of [my] life! It’s not as dramatic as it sounds, but, I like to scoop up and eat food with other foods. Maybe I am a caveman?
Hotdog Sandwich v.2.01
Sep 6th
Yes indeed. Version 2.01 is alive and well… actually, its dead and in my steel-walled stomach at the moment. This was a Pearl Kuntry Klub parallel split and air fried in a convection toaster along with a toasted bakery onion roll (that would make it a version 2) and 5 pieces of imported white cheddar cheese (that would be the 2.01 part). all I can say is that this is something I will not forget for a long time!
Fat Kats Triple Cheese Heart Attack Burger!
Aug 30th
I came, I saw, I ate like a fool. Today, after seeing the predictable movie “Babylon AD” I decided to venture over to the Burlington Mall just to waste some time. Well, one walk over to the infamous food court and I stopped in my tracks… a NEW FOOD PLACE! I figured I would check it out, and there arent any “food sample people” giving out stuff there, which can get scary.. so I went up and read the menu… thats when I saw it…
