The best chocolate cup recipe in the universe

Rawkolate Cups

OK, I am not a fanatic or anything about sweets or deserts, but I must say, this food invention I have here is the best thing since the last best thing (whatever that was). 

This concoction happens to be raw, vegan, and gluten free. I am NONE of these things, FYI, though the recipe is totally sick. You might even call it sexual. You might! 

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Bacon. Onions. Balsamic = Jam.




Bacon Onion Jam / Compote



Do you know what this is? You had better because it is about to integrate itself into your physical realm.


  • 12 oz thick-ass cut bacon (match stick cut)
  • 1 red onion – sliced
  • 1 Spanish onion – sliced
  • 1/4 cup dark brown sugar
  • 3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
  • 2 teaspoons apple cider vinegar

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